WANDERIN' DINOSAUR

goddessofcheese:

hamburgerjack:

d00mbringer:

thugznkisses:

Iron Throne cake

First bite, “mmm fire and blood!”

Second bite, “THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS! MINE IS THE FURY!”

Third bite, “FUCK YOU JOFFREY! HEAR ME ROAR shit is GOOD!”

THen, when someone asks me why I’m eating the cake without paying, I’ll be like

IRON PRICE BITCH

Then stab them with a fork and cackle madly as I escape. “CAKE DUTY HONOR bitches!”

And then someone would be like, “POLICE ARE COMING!”

You know what someone needs to serve this at?

A WEDDING.